You know how the Don is, leave your problems home. Louie the Wrench is running security. You know what happened to the last guy Louie wrenched? Neither do I but I don't want to find out.
This here party starts five pm. Its at cousin Gino's house in Jersey. He lives in the middle of the freakin' woods, would you believe this guy?
The dress code is strict. Anybody not wearing a suit and tie may get mistaken for trash and thrown out. It would be a shame if you ended up in the garbage disposal for disrespecting the Don's wishes. For ladies, dress to impress.
I hope you brought some earplugs because all the music is old school Italian music. Sure every song sounds the same but hey, somebody got to listen to it. Plus the manager of the band owes me a few favors.
The party is going to be great. The families never been closer. Just don't fugetaboutit.
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